went to the gyno and found out that i have a birthmark on my clit. its like god gave guys a little help when it comes to getting me off.
So does it count as really great road-head if he ran over 3 mailboxes before realizing he was off the road?
Found a pint glass in my snow pants.
Well let's just say that she ended up trying to get it in with the wheelchair guy, who btw, can get an erection and quickly I might add
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Can you give me a hickey quick? Im going to a white trash themed party. Completely serious
cheese fries, coffee, with a side of dry heaving in the bathroom at the diner on campus at 5am. never felt better.
Will you push me around in a wheel chair, introduce me to people, and say nothing as I get up and walk away?
GO AHEAD, BITCH, GLARE AT MY WAFFLE ONE MORE TIME. I WILL FUCK YOU UP.
I'm more of a "get high and take a bath" kinda guy.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
conclusion from last night: i should wear boob glitter more often
I'm at that point in my life where stripping isn't the worst thing I would do for money
Why does fireball set life on fire? Your insides, your head, your behavior...
I have a 30 minute video visit blind date tonight with a guy in prison. And it's costing me $9. ROCK... BOTTOM...
I know he's only a bandaid for my emotional disrepair, but he can stick me anytime!!
Oh, now I remember why I deleted your number. You're kind of a dick. Please delete mine.
Randomize