The pickup line "You look exactly like my sister" would only work in Arkansas...SCORE!!
It's true- you can buy beer at McDonald's in France. I'm not coming back to the States.
failed my one goal of the day: wake up before 2 pm.
It just gets louder and louder too...dear god. Her poor vagina.
And I'm ok with his balls touching my ass
I fell asleep while we were Skyping and woke up to his balls bouncing in front of the camera while he sang "Wakey Wakey!" over and over again. Merryfuckingchristmas.
I wish they made people sized litter boxes.
I just found a video of you asking to be a whale with me.
I got my little bro high for the first time... Turns out the two of us stoned together is a mess. We spent 10 minutes trying to communicate with each other using just our eyebrows.
Now that weed is legalized There needs to be reusable bags for people to pick up with. All this plastic is so bad for the environment and a waste
Trying not to look at her chest is like trying to not hear a fire engine racing by.
Some girl came up to us crying that she lost her phone and you said "if it's meant to be, let it be"
Honestly and this might sound scary... But I want to get high and play with weapons
I am downtown smoking a joint with Woody Harrelson...Because our car won't start. I will be there as soon as I can.
Can you send me the picture of me licking the cows udders?
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