Why is there a shirtless guy in Walgreens and why is he probably looking for the same thing I am?
Missed another period
I almost hope you're pregnant, this is unfair.
They let me out of the holding cell just in time for me to get the morning-after-pill. Rock bottom feels even worse with all those hormones.
All that matters is I got the megaphone home safely
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ALTON JUST DID GRAVY SHOTS. THIS IS WHY HE'S MY HERO
I saw a 60 yr old mans penis last night. Just for the record.
I'm at the bar alone. Is this how you feel?
I don't wanna be gay for a night.
I think it would be worth it for free alcohol.
Qdoba locked their bathrooms last night.. I suppose so people didn't pee all over them? I considered it counter productive considering I just peed on the outside of their building then. I had to pee
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Do you have any idea how hard it is to iphone keyboard type "roflcopter" when intoxicated?
On the upside I'm hairless from the waist down. On the downside, I just chemically burned my labia
Her new crush is a 6'2" guacamole baron that may also be a Jedi.
She is still drunk from the night before, sitting here eating KFC mashed potatoes and drinking Arbor Mist before Anatomy lab.
tell me about the fingering
I’d clean the kitchen before making food. Mark “rang in the New Year” with some rando in there last night
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