he said i was weird because i want to have sex in public places.
i dont think thats weird i think thats fun
i forgot to tell you, he fell asleep outside my house again last night, but im weird
This is getting serious. I keep forgetting what's in my vagina.
Come 10 years my vagina won't look like this. I must cherish it
I have your dog in a headlock. Se wants my mushrooms.
And dont tell me its his job to cockblock me just because he's my boyfriend.
It was horrifying, i havent seen a girls mouth open that wide since that one episode of Goosebumps..
You stuck your entire fist into a full jar of peanut butter and starting assaulting people
Awkward drunk fist bump with the boss. Not sure if tomorrow will be weird or wonderful.
i keep replaying things i did last night. and remembering new things. and its a constant cycle of torture
i tried to break up pigeon sex because one looked too young to consent. fireball feminism ftw
Pretty sure my parents just hear me get off from the living room but I feel like they should be proud that I did it without a man honestly.
It's not my fault you decided to fall in love with a Frodo Baggins lookalike
You can't just drop that I might be walking into a foursome and leave it at that
Looks like taco salad for lunch. I may have died and gone to be better circle in hell than I thought.
My orgasm happened in two different decades
Randomize
