im gay
i know
yea but for you.
I just showed my boobs to our astate representative hahahahahahha
If a Romanian girl's marriage isn't considered legal in the US then she's fair game right?
it took me 20 minutes to get her upstairs... she crawled under a car and wouldn't come out.
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Well he has a girlfriend. So I told him that I wanted to have sex way more than I wanted to be a decent human being.
Some girl just showed me her stretch marks
You need to get out of tn
Did you know that scruff feels epic on boobs especially when they are covered in whip cream?
Stripper with the black hair and lip rings is still asleep. Found out she wasn't lying when she said she was a squirter, it was like splash mountain.
She told me I made the cut, and to write my name and number on the white board by the door. I was the 7th number down.
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Well would you like to come over anyway? I will be wearing sweatpants and disappointment. Also, I have Jack Daniels and I've managed to get drunk in under half an hour. But my boobs look awesome.
Just walked into your room to get my clothes and he's still passed out in your bed. Remind me to high five you when you get home
My Captain America poster fell down. Cap is disappointed in my life decisions.
I don't really want to talk about it, but if anyone finds my unicorn mask with my bra in it, I would really like that back.
I'll start working on my manners when you stop using please and thank you in the bedroom.
Clearly the Stanley Cup Finals good luck hand job IS necessary. You let the whole team down.
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