he got wood on it!
i know. i had to sit in his lap on the plane. he also wore teva sandals.
...i was talking about hockey
you dont publicly announce someones alcholism over facebook. you dont out someone like that.
she just walked in and said "well, I got peed on again"...
Don't know how I even got in. I pulled my id out and threw it at the bouncer, and he just picked it up, checked it, and let me in.
he told me not to treat him like a child and then started peeing off the trampoline
I puked in my fridge last night while I was trying to get water
Ok! I picked up an anti-celebratory bottle of champagne on the way to dinner for her going to rehab. That's how I feel about this...
So the night ended when we tried making fireworks out of gunpowder and oregano. You can figure out how that went.
I'm having one of my monday morning walk of shame coffees if you care to join.
Ugh a 13 year old just asked me why people drink, I had to explain it without making it sound good. I need a drink.
what's your room number? I've never been there sober...
Last time I had a one night stand he ended up stalking me for two months.
So you're not picking up this weekend?
This weekend, I am Angela, visiting from Calgary. We'll have to roleplay this.
He's a freak. Not like "freak in the bed" freak but like "eats glue in the weekends" freak.
I know she’s pissed I fucked her husband, but I didn’t know he was married until after I blew him at Legoland
Could’ve gone my whole life not seeing a man snort coke off another man’s cock... but there it is...
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