i looked up his schedule, waited outside his classroom, and handed him the receipt for plan b
And we hooked up in the carwash. I told you our creative juices were flowing today.
Just walk-of-shame'd past fifteen little girls at summer camp. Take a good look girls, I am you in twelve years.
we got plastered, then made lists of anything thats ever been in our vaginas
I know. Brad is upset because he was lower on the list than "that carrot stick"
It would be one hovered percent delicioui
He got tattooed, peirced, and we're pretty sure he got rufeed by that fat chick. He was like a walking spring break stereotype.
there are people swimming in the fountain next to the library... hello senior week
You actually went to class. Im eating dry cereal naked and watching bring it on.
Your engaged. Stop telling guys you will sit on their face. They don't always know your kidding.
I know shes my ex. And I know she punched me in the face and stole my car to go get drunk. But it's the best sex I've ever had.
You're sick. Take pictures if you can.
I'm looking at some sugar baby profiles to get some insight on what we're up against.
I'm taking ecstasy it's gonna be that kind of Vegas trip
I don't remember much and some girl almost convinced me to jump off the bridge while she held my stuff...
Dude, you spit in your shirt pocket saying "I'm saving it for later" then dove head first into the pyramid of beer cans we set up.
If I'm getting through this pandemic I'm doing it drunk.
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