Hey kate, how is it?
sloppy...it's emily. kate just tried to do a keg stand. they dropped her. we're leaving.
she's just sitting in a corner ripping all of the filters off her menthols
Hello wreck, this is your train calling.
Dude. Hurry up. They just blessed the tequila.
ok, just found out the kid i had random sex with in April was on wheel of fortune so i can really no longer say i regret that night
You insisted on squirting shots of captain morgan in your mouth with a turkey baster by like 930.
I'm legit concerned I might pass out this weekend from having too much sex.
Watching the gap toothed girl get more ass than me is almost devastating.
She poured a bottle of rum in the champagne fountain, did like 5 jello shots at the same time, then lit herself on fire. Twice. This is how everyone should turn 21.
I think not having bongs in close range is good for my academia
She just cut the six pack plastic up and screamed "save the dolphins"..she also threw away cans of tuna. I like this girl.
I'd apply for another job, but "staring out windows crying" is not a hot qualification right now.
Why do I have a separate credit card just for booze? Because I saved enough points so Saturday we are flying to Denver to smoke legal weed and fly back in the same day.
I was looking at your nipple and it made me think of you
Well I hope so...
there is another microwave in the elevator.
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