Can you return condoms to CVS?
Only if you return your pride as well.
i didnt know what to say other then wrong hole.....after that the moment was ruined.
I just want to make him a cookie cake that says "you have no chance with me."
I want to poop on a bird, just to show them what it's like.
I mean, there was frosting being put on a tunafish sandwich. Pretty sure she knew we were high.
martini and pecan pie.. breakfast of champions.
I ended up driving home on my birthday, he opened the door to puke on the highway, and animal balloons were flying out of the car the entire time. The people behind us got a show.
I respect you for how well you shave your vagina. It isn't easy and my dick faces out, not in.
The last thing I remember is your grandma calling me a pussy and taking my shot for me. Your family is awesome.
I need to have some sort of hot sex experience in a mask.
I'm gonna hop on that dick and ride it into the sunset
I'm moving out of my place and I just gave my mom a couch that I had sex on last night. Reduce, reuse, recycle at its best.
I'm sorry if you weren't drunk enough to be peer pressured into the naked dancing/group make out that transpired last night
My dog just ran downstairs with my vibrator in her mouth... during my dad's birthday dinner.
Wait, like drink with real Phil. Or Phil, the cat that sometimes lived in your closet in Myrtle Beach?
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