There is no way to make a throwing up smiley so just picture it....
Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
i think guys who wear condoms are gentleman.
On my list on ridiculous morning after bus rides home, still sopping wet and carrying a giant straw hat is definitely top five
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Can't promise anything, there's vodka in my thermos
He said "I can't wait for you to feel me inside of you so I can tell you gently that you're mine" and left me a 4 minute voice mail of him crying after I told him I didn't want to be with him. 30 year olds are off limits.
He's rapping about a turtle neck sweater. Please come get me.
She waited 7 months to break out her comicon costumes. I was only mad it took her so long. I fucked an elf last night and strawberry shortcake the night before!
Do you think Brian would let me smoke while we fuck? I'm not sure ill survive exams without a constant nicotine intake
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Haha he puts me in a mood mix of annoyed and... "just get in my pants"
Okay. This morning the comforter was wet, you were underwearless and using a tiny blanket. What'd you do??
My phone autocorrected "shhhhh" to "AHHHHHHHHH" and I feel like that says a lot about my life
Im legit just salty with everyone who has a penis right now
Oh god. Charles just fell off the bar. Didn't spill his drink. He's come so far..
Just so you know sleeping with you is like skydiving commando in a flightsuit made of kittens
That's the most romantic thing I've ever heard
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