i want to be waterboarded, just to see what all the fuss is about
I was just at the bank and there was a fat lady wearing a cape. today is gonna be awesome.
Two girls down stairs, two girls up stairs and....
We've got ourselves a situation
basically at this point ill snort whatever you put in front of me and just hope
Gotta love hanging with Nat. By the time guys realize she isnt going home with them, they've spent enough money and time to think I'm a good idea.
Apparently we both projectiled on Erin at the same time.
That's some true roommate bonding right there.
Rick two cubicles down puked and that triggered three others puking into their trash cans as well. The janitorial staff hates it when we go drinking on a work night.
I can't blame him for thinking that then, placing a cone shaped potato chip on the tip of his penis post bj is not a normal act of love
He hasn't touched a vagina in two and a half years. THIS IS WAY TOO MUCH PRESSURE TO BE UNDER
I just fell in love with a beard, the guy it's attached to isn't great but I think I'm going to take one for the team
They had like literally all the dildos. It looked like a seance for dick. I left the apartment and haven't been back.
I'm so high I have morphed into the monopoly man. Or maybe the Pringles guy. I don't know but I have a mustach now
he said to "slap him" after he guessed the time correctly. i did.
Saw a sign that said the chorus of never gonna give you up was enough time to wash your hands. Coronavirus has Rick rolled me.
I’m inviting a few of my favorite manwhores to a pool party. Bring booze and wear your banana hammock so Amy can see what I’m always talking about
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