All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
Yeah I'm pretty sure at one point I was telling her to keep her dick in her pants. She was going to do some serious damage.
Apparently on the way out of the ER i asked the nurse to doggie-bag me some more morphine.
got high and went straight for the Doritos. I'm some kind of walking cliche.
We left the window open. My vibrators funeral is at 2ish.....bring a side dish or some shit.
she asked how her costume looked and all i could say was bars are dark right?
Skip school. Seven hour blow job Plus Disney movies. Day of champions
I just woke up tangled in fishing line while wearing someone else's bathing suit with fishes drawn all over me. What kind of sex did we have?
Basically, what i'm trying to say is, if you don't have something, excuse or gift, to satisfy my anger i am going to look you in the eye and piss on the floor.
I accidentally KO'd a baby in the airport. Thought you should know.
Who ever is in the stall next to me is crying and it sounds like they're doing massive amounts of blow too. Finals for your ass huh.
I opened the door, threw up on the street, wiped my mouth and flashed a thumbs up to all of the cars behind us and kept on driving
You reached new levels of laziness. After we woke you up to take shots with us, you stayed in bed so you didn't have to move when you were drunk and sleepy
i gave head in a cab last night. get on my level.
Dude my cat is eating sugar cookies with me. No joke. My cat likes cookies.
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