it was like she wanted to be a once a week night stand
Canada just beat USA, the sad part they still need us to make money so who really won
i find it unbelievable that you didn't think it was necessary to intervene when i started letting people autograph my body with spray tan.
We left your bucket of puke on your doorstep to clean out yourself. You're welcome.
im tired of her bring homeless men home when shes drunk. THEY ARE NOT FUCKING PETS!!!!
Theme for your birthday? Beer olympics in S&M costumes? Sounds like a nice little saturday
Yeah. Not my best idea. But I'm hoping for the best . And by best, I mean not jail
That man deserves a slow clap... He defied the power of the vagina
I mean, unless you wanna just let me lie there while you fuck me and pour water into my mouth
I've got a 90 day supply of amoxicillin in case of zombie or chlamydia outbreak
Only thig bad about that muscular chick from the gym is she liked it so rough I had to bust out a few wrestling moves from highschool
It's official. I'm gonna fuck hot art class guy. But this won't be like hot Samsung guy. I'm gonna make sure I follow through this time.
I agree and I would be an awesome dog
Stupid adulating
Yeah it sucks, but at least I can buy wine so it all comes out in the wash
just went home with a guy that made fun of me in elementary school. this blow job is not going well for him.
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