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• (203): View more from Connecticut

  he is not the type of person you only have sex with once. god adds years to your life every time you sleep with him.

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• (519): View more from Ontario

  who knew "i drink your milkshake" would work as a pickup line

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• (315): View more from New York

  I think thanksgiving was created so we could all be thankful that we're still alive after the night before.

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• (603): View more from New Hampshire

  Was just grinding with my bio TA. She asked why i wasnt studying

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• (813): View more from Florida

  Drinking bud light and eating rice cakes...this is the closest to getting in shape for spring break as its going to get.

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• (917): View more from New York City

  Her birthday cake consisted of a shot of tequila with a candle in it

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• (740): View more from Ohio

  you try finding a go kart track at 4 AM on Thanksgiving

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• (843): View more from South Carolina

  i just figured out how to balance my wine bottle on my boobs so that i don't have to tip it with my hands...breathing has new meaning

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• (260): View more from Indiana

  THERE IS PRACTICALLY A BEER FUCKING WATERFALL

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• (314): View more from Missouri

  Like my mouth was on his pelvis connected to his balls that's how far it was

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• (920): View more from Wisconsin

  bro, your right, i shouldn't feel embarrassed about taking shots from a penis-shaped ice sculpture

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• (443): View more from Maryland

  Something about Sunday night screams phone sex

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• (801): View more from Utah

  But I made it seem like I wasn't hungover at work, so that's a plus.

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• (616): View more from Michigan

  Just don't have sex while watching Home Alone. It will ruin Christmas for you.

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• (425): View more from Washington

  Everyone should just give me a copy of their keys. I take your dog out and I bring beer.

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