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• (917): View more from New York City

  So it's 10:55am and I just woke up on the floor in the hallway on the4th floor. There should probably be no moredrinking competetions.

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• (360): View more from Washington

  i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man

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  he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!

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• (225): View more from Louisiana

  We left around 4 AM after the stripper showed no mercy and dropped into a split on Matt's nose. Massive nosebleed.

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• (850): View more from Florida

  Grown men dancing to Spice Girls and a girl wearing one shoe. I belong here

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• (208): View more from Idaho

  this girl is having heart failure because she lost her feather...a gypsy blessed it in turkey. Not sure im high enough for this

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• (813): View more from Florida

  We tried to line dance with everyone but it turned into drunken stumbling and attempting to grind on random frat boys. I feel that this might turn into an every Thursday thing.

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• (941): View more from Florida

  Is it possible to have pulled a muscle in my neck from passing out with my head in a bucket?

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• (937): View more from Ohio

  They're letting me teach a freshman-laden class now. This university needs better background checks.

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• (336): View more from North Carolina

  I think after that blow job he got the other day he'd set himself on fire if I asked.

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• (920): View more from Wisconsin

  i think the title to my autobiography shall be, "a bottle of vodka and various pieces of meat"

  (763): View more from Minnesota

  and this is why you're my favorite gay friend.

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• (541): View more from Oregon

  After we had sex he made me watch a Top Gun highlight video...

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• (847): View more from Illinois

  Tequila Tuesdays need to not carry on throughout the week. Having a sad Saturday

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• (414): View more from Wisconsin

  And by pregame I mean drink heavily and watch Russian dash cam car crash vids

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• (805): View more from California

  The fact that I am laying in bed on my stomach with an ice pack on my rump is a clear indication that I am no longer in my carefree 20s

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• (714): View more from California

  I just found a grey hair. On my nipple. Fuck you too, Mother Nature.

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