U r making out with a 12 year old get ur shit together
He's totally hot and awesome. And he's a Democrat
Good, so he won't mind when you kill the baby.
Yep. About to get on pornhub to spill some Christmas cheer
As it would turn out, "jesusssssss" is not the password to enter Faith Chapel's wifi network.
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just customized my debit card w a pic of me ralphing over the toilet. figure it'll give the bar keep a good cut off est and for shits n giggles when buying my handles at the liqour store
I just puked in a penis shaped cake pan. I've hit an all new low for a Tuesday.
This is a mass text: my birthday is tomorrow, and I want a full day of birthday sex. Send me your availabities. Time slots begin at noon
In a shocking revelation, I learned that the Easter Sunday shit show happened not because of vodka but because my gay neighbor drugged me.
He held the beaver pelt from the fireplace over my crotch and asked his friend "she look familiar now?", he then remembered my name.
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Is this a drinking picnic?
Is there another kind?
I need to find parents that want to take care of a grown adult. I'm sure there's a website out there for that. Like a sugar daddy but sugar parents.
He asked me for a pic so I sent him a pic of my boyfriends dick.
You know you went through something intense when you actuallu applaud yourself for not shitting your pants
No one wanted to hang out so vodka and I are hanging out
I had my room mate call my phone after last night and it was in an uncooked quesadilla
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