You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
he wants to bone in the snuggie
Pls tell me she didnt actually sign a nutsack.
Is masturbating to pics of your ex on Facebook considered cheating?
You are proof that most things are best left unsaid.
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Bisexual people are plain selfish.
I don't know if the fire truck was perfect timing or if she actually burned something down.
I was so hungover that I had to stop in the middle of the game and throw up. The fans cheered.
You told me that you only walk into walls because it makes the room stop spinning.
So I just told the bartender I would go down on her. You need to get here
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But I aced my quizzes. Apparently flash card beer pong is an acceptable form of studying.
I need vitamin water and Jesus :/
You're the only person not starstruck by him
Yes. That tends to happen after you regularly lick someone's balls.
Just walked past the field playing Jesus music with a fanny pack full of condoms and beer. Happy Sunday.
Dude why can't I remember anything after walking in from my first beer bong?
It was immediately followed by your second, third, fourth and fifth
So...I'm pretty sure I have officially determined that reverse cowgirl is the only position possible to have sex in my smart four two
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