we have officially lost it.
I like the name aiden. he likes stella. I told him they're coming out of my vagina, and I will name them what I damn well please. Stella goes.
Wow, t9 really hates the phrase "slap her in her sanctimonious pie-hole."
The night ended with a lot of tears and everyone singing along to Willenium
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He screamed "Oh boy! Oh boy!" during climax.
I am standing at the lion i publicly humped last night. i am mortified.
So I feel bad, Ross is asking questions, I think they need to know it's a Spanish lesbian bar
Let's just say a refrigerator got involved and after that I had to send him home.
A houseboat for a bachelor party is a terrible idea, we nearly die when on dry land, so how the hell are we supposed to survive a 3 day binge on a massive lake?
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I'm out of prison. Wanna start a band?
I work 80 hours a week to prevent myself from just laying in bed and masturbating all day. It's a hands off strategy.
I'm sitting naked on my bathroom floor and it remind me of us.
That's my way of saying I miss you
there's a giant awkward home-wrecking elephant in the room. and its name is meg.
I got a pots and pans set and a vibrator. Merry Crisis.
Longest 30 seconds of my life
10/10 so not recommended
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