Just saw my gyno in public. Weird to see her hands outside of my vagina.
yeah bitch needs to recognize there's only one person with this face
Apparently faking a threesome isn't as much fun as you'd think
apparently i found nail polish and started playing a game i made up called "paint a nail, do a shot"
I think whatever his name is just puked on the stairs. Just an fyi for the morning. Love you.
As much as I'm all for laying on his living room couch, watching spongebob and having spoon sex, it's becoming a routine.
Her voice kills me. Its the perfect pitch to fuck with my hangover.
exactly. I want him to have to live with the fact that he fucked me. I want him to look me in the eye and say "you were a drunken mistake".
Rush week is fine, only the t-shirts are white and if it rains, the frat boys in their lawn chairs will be treated to 800 freshmen girls in their first wet tshirt contest.
Welcome to college.
How do I go about messaging a girl on a dating site whose little sister I've had a three some with...?
Aside from the possibility of pregnancy, I'm going to call last night a raging success.
Both of us came out of our rooms at the same time in boxers and sat on the couch. No words were spoken.
The power of the half flaccid cock, and to think, I thought I was just playing accordion in front of her Vagina!
Who says no to sex and donuts?!
He just texted me asking for his shirt back and I said I didn't have it and then I ran into him 5 minutes later while wearing the said shirt
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