Lonely and bored. Am I allowed to play Dance Dance Revolution by myself?
Turns out he's not gay. He just didn't know how else to say he's not into me. He just hit on my sister.
if you can see her tanning goggle line that's officially a deal breaker
his cum shot went directly into his bellybutton. felt like i was playin ski ball
He told me he doesn't dance and he hates drunken excitement. Why I ever thought it would work is beyond me.
I really super glued a paper bow tie to my body last night. I need to do less drugs.
Mitt romney looks like a fantastic lover (full disclorsure: im 76% vodka right now)
I slept with an Israeli and a Palestinian in the same day. It feels wrong.
I had lunch with him today and quietly mourned his wasted good looks on such a disappointing set of genitals.
drinking right out of the bottle and nobody bats an eye.
its good to be home.
Maybe the problem is guy has to ask his wife if he can go out to lunch with his girlfriend for an hour...
Pretty sure that propositioning you to fly across the country for sex fest '13 isn't something my husband would approve of.
You could be a whistle.. And just ask bitches if they want to blow you all night
Don't worry dude, I've created a sex logic bomb to stop that sort of thing.
It's obvious you're hotter. You've been doing a married guy for almost 2 years.
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