Kiss
Puke
Haym$ered
turn off your phone and go to bed
She told me she got a 15 on her A.C.T.. that's when I knew it was a done deal.
12 pack with dinner. Living by yourself is awesome.
I have carpet burn on my ass, I'm rethinking my decisions last night.
neither the pictures you took nor my hangover explain why there are skittles in my shoe
I'm sorry I didn't make it out, I got distracted by sparkley boobies.
Crisis Situation. How do you have that "we probably shouldn't make out tonight cause i've got an oral herpes outbreak coming on" conversation on a third date.
so would me posting the photos of the cock and coin jar incident be completely out of the question?
I've been watching anime, masturbating and eating nutella for three days. I hope she never comes back.
No. I want him to marry me so we can spend our lives together. I also want a to-scale model of his genitals to mount above my fireplace
No. If I hated you would get none. Then I would eat them all in front of you and laugh at your tears. Although that hasn't been ruled out for entertainment purposes. Nothing purposeful.
Her shirt said pass joints, not judgement. You're surprised she stole your wallet after?
Ahhh the shame of taking out my recycling
I think my time would be better spent seducing the TA then trying to save this paper.
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