I am doing a scientific study and i need a brief description of the underpants you are wearing
is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
On a scale of 1 to 10 how hot is the girl you're about to fuck?
Strong 6
That's an oxymoron.
I never thought I would get head to the lion king soundtrack
Is there any way you can check to see if I have a warrant out in Alabama?
Just woke up with three stitches in my left boob. Nevertheless, I think I'm going to like this school.
Go to petsmart and tell me if the dog trainer is the guy I slept with friday. Thanks.
he brought me knee pads...is that sweet or weird?
You peed on someone's house because they had a Wisconsin flag.
I brought a guy home then decided no. Took him back to the bar and said "I'm going to drop you where I found you. Have fun"
There was no eligible dick at the ER. I'm pissed. Looks like "Searching for Strange at the Local Free Clinic" is a no go for the name of our first full length album. On the other hand, I got a dilaudid shot and I no longer feel like I have the worst bladder infection of my life.
Just blowing bubbles with my nipple rings in my shower.
You always make things weird.
At least your vagina gets to vagina again. Dust that thing off.
I'VE LOST MY DIGNITY, MY PRIDE, AND EVEN MY BOOTY CALL. HAPPY THANKSGIVING.
I am so horny. It's like all the stress of finals week has relocated to my vagina.
Randomize
