One girl and one boy is just not enough.
mornings like this make me wish i was morman.
do you think they make care bear costumes for cats?
I feel like people whose favorite movie is Donnie Darko should not be allowed to talk. Ever.
Note to self: when drunk try to remember that ctrl, alt and dance doesnt exist on a keyboard.
Nothing quite says America like barbecue and beer at 9 in the morning.
protesters in toronto definately have the best pot
Her boobs are too amazing to be looking at my dick. I'm even ashamed.
IS FOOTBALL GONNA SUCK HIS DICK? NO, IT IS NOT
That's cause you yelled across the parking lot you wanted to eat her out
Apparently, his doctor was impressed with how well we took care of his leg. We're like the kings of naked triage.
no one could get around him on the stairs cause he surrounded himself with all the empties he could find, he said he was building a fort. then he passed out on them.
We need to go back to the barter system so I can sell my body and just be done with it.
I'm 50% weirded out and 50% into it
A place where it's acceptable to show body parts is not a good place for me to be.
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