what happens if a cat eats a birth control pill? i mean i don't care about the cat i really just don't want to get pregnant
Just finished my law exam. Questions 4-18 seemed to pertain specifically to things we've done this semester.
What started as a "classy" double date ended with Jeremy and I tripping our balls off and talking to the refrigerator while the girls cried on the couch and questioned where their lives were heading.
Well it looked like you were having a fucking apiphany sitting at the toilet with a t shirt around your head
Remember that picture you sent me of you trying to eat the flower arrangement in the bathroom at that restaurant?
I faked an orgasm during phone sex last night. This relationship is starting to become real.
I literally cut myself out of my pants. What is my life.
We're too hungover to prance.
Ps he swallowed my earring last night so yeah
So when he asked me to go on a date tonight, I didn't think the words "have you tried a suppository" would be part of the evening.
I left my parents and ran through the airport. I was like I'm not getting stuck in Atlanta tonight and not having sex.
ya I had reallllllly good sex last night too that will probably get me evicted
Hiking for a first date sounded like a good idea in theory because there was absolutely no possibility of me blacking out. In practice, I'd rather black out than go through what I just went through.
Thank you for coming with me today. I find it appropriate that we celebrated my negative pregnancy test with slurpees and donuts.
I BLEED THE BLOOD OF MY ANCESTORS WHO FOUGHT SO BRAVELY FOR MY FREEDOM
cool u want pads or tampons
tampons please
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