I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
Jack off faster Americas best dance crew is beyonce themed
It's a beautiful day for a hangover
No - a douche bag is not a fashion accessory. They do not make Gucci Douchebags
I found my old addy guy via fb who clearly understands the supply and demand curve of addy during finals so he's gonna hook me up.
I feel uncockblockable...banged her in the bathroom with my iv still in
you were sat in the corner crying until someone gave you a baguette, which you then tried to feed to the duck doorstop.
I regret nothing
I'm buying drugs in the library...And it's not even finals time. What has my life become?
YOU ARE OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. I AM OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. HOW IS THIS REAL.
I wonder what it's like for my roommate to live bicuriously thro my sex life
Just to an Octoberfest and a sex party. Nothing wild.
Guess who figured out you can fit an entire bottle of champagne in a big Subway cup. Open container laws my ass.
I wanna just rip ass and see his reaction but i bet itd be better to shatter that illusion when hes drunk
I'm upset for all the future generations who can't drunkenly get cheesy bread
We need to borrow someone's dog. Just so we can non-creepily go to PetSmart and watch all the other dogs take photos with Santa
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