oh, also, we're locked out of the house and we're going to have to take shelter with the hot, poss single, dad next door. i hope this turns into a porno
i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
I may or may not have slept in someones apt on your street because they told me I was fun sized like a mini snickers
I would invite you but we are high and there is an AK-47. Not your scene.
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I'don't know who your are but its that time a day. Drunk it up. Did you buy a House for goundhogs days?
christmas break will be like the 25 days of orgasms
it's a gatorade, cheez its, and regret kind of morning....
Results of pregaming honors college basketball social: 18 points, 3 blocks, and 3 flagrant fouls leading to 2 broken bones on former valedictorians. I'm doing this more often.
If drinking before honors events and injuring our universities brightest doesn't get you kicked out of the program, you're not trying hard enough.
You did it first. I was merely expressing my support for you, by pressing my testicles against a window.
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Meant to have fun, ended up giving speech about consent to guy at bar. Feminist side feels happy. Orgasms side feels confused and betrayed.
I said "sucks to suck" to a cop last night. We've been snapchatting.
You can't give me tequila around boys who have girlfriends. That ain't new.
I found my bra I wore on Friday night...he fucked the underwire out of it
hahahahaha
Lmao. K I'll be 100% honest. I was over at your place like 12 hours ago with your roommate. If I hadn't of been there then I'd take you up on your booty call offer. So. If you're not creeped out another time please?
yeah, last night we handcuffed you and you started crying saying that you weren't a bad person
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