she said i have a nice penis, i told her only bob saget and god could judge that.
I think any school that has COCKS written on it's baseball hats has their priorities straight.
Last night I went to an anything but cups party. I took a hummingbird feeder. It was a terrible decision.
I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
i just successfully used the word "hymen" in a paper...welcome to senior seminar in lit.
I need a second opinion on who's blood is in my car.
I think this breakup is Gods way of telling me I deserve a bigger dick
Would you even take no as an answer? I have a feeling you see it more as a challenge.
If you got tons of KY ads on HuluPlus, it's because I hit "relevant" every time.
Ok get your liver ready for the weekend. Harry Potter Drinking Game Marathon is a go. BYO liquor of choice, rule cards at the door. I wanna see some Hagrid level drinking out of you, Muggle.
They wouldn't let me on the bull because I couldn't even sign my own name... She let me try 3 times...
Yeah just pls explain the dishes and the dildo. I don't want to lose my job over a dick in the cooler.
We need to get me chipped asap
"Because this is an ongoing legal matter" is how his morning after sex text began. So...
The only good thing about being back at work is supply room boom boom with my office husband
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