Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
I don't remember what your face looks like..
I don't remember your face either, just your dick.
just walked past a girl in her cap and gown puking her brains out beside a tree. her friends were taking pictures of her.
She just left after she spent the past 2.5 hours fuckin the shit out of me. I'll put that in the logbook as a cross country
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2nd night home for break and we had to call the fire department to keep the house from burning down. At this rate I'll be lucky to see you next semester.
i miss our vodka / percocet laundry days.
im really going to miss that car, so many blow jobs...
gay flight attendant. racoons. kegels. bartender with missing teeth. too many birthdays. fucckk.
Why is there a condom in the dishwasher...
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YES. YOU ARE GOING TO HAVE SEX WITH ME WHILE I SING LES MIS.
I'm ok. I've got the pantsless-with-dignity thing down pat
Oh hell no my vagina is on that screenshot
Is it bad form to spend company money and place an ad in the paper because I wanna nail the sales girl?
He totally just went there for sex cuz he slept in her roommates bed the rest of the night after they were done...
pure definition of booty call.
I'm not drinking for the rest of the week. I need discipline, celery, dick, and a bible.
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