I'm not crazy, I only keep calling you cause you won't pick up.
Deadliest Catch is NOT foreplay
I showed my boss the "She Wolf" video. He sent it to all his friends and told me to make us martinis...thanks Shakira and keep it up
i woke up this morning cuddling with a 3 foot statue of Jesus. heaven here i come
it's amazing how much more room there is in my purse when I'm not carrying alcohol in it
i woke up in the fire place with a lighter in my hand. if i would have died the night would have made up for it.
"lets watch the sunrise" turned into "lets have sex on the roof at six thirty in the morning"
how was it?
he was petting the bushes because they were "napkins"
Do I really need this much space in my mouth?
Are you already high?
Apparently last night I yelled "the cops were called on a mother fucker and that mother fucker is me." And then proceeded to exorcise a sandwitch.
My roommate just walked in on him eating me out ..happy finals week right?
took shots off of a myriad of fake boobs last night. It was glorious.
Well, if it's rabies, your lips will swell just prior to the frothing. Get a lot of good pics!
I'd say I was is in rare form last night but it's becoming pretty common.
Damn that brownie almost kicked my ass. I'm not sure if my flight home lasted 10 minutes or 10 days..
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