Who has a tranny cab driver? I have a tranny cab driver.
and after you realized your puke was bright blue, you started crying hysterically and screaming, "I DON'T WANT TO BE A SMURF!" no more uv blue for you.
The guy at McDonald's just told us there is no flash photography allowed.
sorry i interrupted the heart to heart you were having with your bathrobe last night
all i asked was if it was all the way in, and now im laying here alone. sensitive guys fucking suck
So I put about 15 worms in the cuervo bottle. I don't think that's how it works but I feel like hallucinating by 11am
She said my dick tasted like a junior mint. Ive decided im using this soap the rest of my life
Tonight marks the 1 yr anniversary of me waking up in a bush. is that reason enough to celebrate?
These shoes are like walking on sunshine and labias. So soft and squishy
I actually cannot wait for your visit. I miss people who make me look like the virgin mary in comparison.
So if I tell her fire is hot and it will burn her... she's probably just going to keep throwing her vagina at it huh?
I just lectured my ex boyfriend on how to eat a girl out what has my life come to
Your vagina needs to teach my vagina its ways.
Well I just had a flashback of something I did in the 4th grade. Now I can't go back to sleep.
Drinking at 10 in the morning and swimming might not be the best idea I've ever had but it beats working
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