Hoooooo maaaaan
Yes?
I'm retarded. Again.
Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
Not everyone can get ass. Some people are good at building rockets. You’re good at sleeping with many men. It’s an art.
If your 8 lb baby was ham it would serve 6-8 people
i think i just put your shirt on , but i don't remember . my body can't decide if it wants to move in slow motion or fast forward
I just woke up to find the whole kitchen sick had been converted into a gravity bong.
this is you don't wonder off at 3 am with no pants on. Just stay there and pray to god you don't get arrested for being on school property.
I was an emotional waste case that night. She made me stroke her ponytail.
On the train at 650am after a night of clubbing and running away from a new zealander who was buying us beers but also licking windows
Sometimes i like to think we arent living together next year and that im living with models that like to experiment but you ruin that fantasy time and time again
I just set my acrylic nail on fire while trying to light my blunt
Was looking through my phone and saw that drunk me took a tit pic in the Denny's bathroom..
and then she sorta stared at me like "holy shit" and I looked down and my dog was licking her ass
Ruff night.
I burned my tit while he banged me and it was still the best kitchen sex EVER!!!
You were painting for six hours and managed one four foot wall. "The Mellow Handyman" isn't a good business model.
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