there is no way he can be that small
look on the bright side he'll over comepensate
Lauren will drop me off I'll be drunk ride you for a little bit and then you can go to sleep
sorry. that wasn't for you
I understand Curling. That high.
i'm gonna need a rally to restore sobriety after this weekend...
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Come down. Bring Jorts. We're getting ready for this tricycle race like champions.
After Madison dropped a bottle of full vodka an it shattered on the floor, it was quiet for literally 3 min straight and then drew said "the booze gods have spoken"
Can you explain the plethora of sunflower seeds in the dryer?
Well I sent him a pic of my vagina and sent back a pic of his puppy....so there's that
It's tough not drinking when the bartender adds rum to your coke without telling you, and doesn't charge you
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Lol what? Monday night impromptu acid drop was the alternative.
SHE BROUGHT HER PARROT TO THE PARTY. IT SQUAWKS EVERY TIME SOMEONE VOMITS LIKE 'PARTY FOUL SQUAWKKKKKK'
New war strategy! The ex-girlfriend of my ex-girlfriend is now my twice a week booty call!
I went out to dinner with the girls thinking I'd be home early. Instead I ended up in the Englishman's hotel room. Long Live The Queen.
Thought for a game. Duck, Duck, Grey Goose. If you're tapped, you take a shot. Then proceed as normal.
In case you're wondering... Yes walmart will judge you for buying vodka and pickles at 645am.
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