I have a hot bod, but my face sucks, what can i do?
i wish that i had sketchier friends so that it would be easier to get drugs
I used the lotion his mom gave me for christmas to give him a hand job. It felt so wrong.
The liquor store guy just accused me of buying alcohol of minors due to how many bottles I got. The guy should be used to this from me.
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what kind of one night stand wants to walk you home in the morning? whole diff kind of walk of shame.
i just want to be sober by dinner like is that too much to ask
Drinking a bawls. If I'm dead when you get home, yes, they are poisoned.
you know it's been too long when the heat of a pizza box on your lap turns you on.
Listen I just pulled white girl hair out of my underwear. This has got to stop. I was wearing pants all night.
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Please tell your sister I apologize about saying her baby may have beef curtains. That was inappropriate.
Being severely attracted to someone you find is your cousin just made my list of top 10 worst feelings
Oh god, I forgot we had sex to Elton John
The guy at the liqiour store just said "Wow haven't seen you in awhile, is everything okay?"
What use have I for dignity? It just get's in the way of the really fun stuff.
Gatorade without vodka just doesn't taste the same
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