"Reality" and all separate lives are the same thing?... We all have separate realities?! My life Has one reality and yours has another?
Haha how much did you smoke
4 feet of smokeee!
i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
Tipsy and thinking of you. Talk tomorrow. My alliteration is awesome.
Good luck! Who knows he might be a stallion in the bedroom! or it could be like having sex with a crayon.
I just beer bonged. Soco and spite please get on my levvl my hair is in buns
i love when the champions come out to play im bringin the shock collar this weekend
And to top it off I think that was the first time in history that anyone has used "oh just taking care of her grandmother and doing porn" in the same sentence.
I fell into his fridge. I want to leave.
you were caressing the jar of pickles then you looked down and whispered to them "I want you inside me"
We were banging then all I remember is coming down hard and smashing my top teeth off his forehead. I just rolled off and tapped out. Done-zo
NO FUCKBOY SHALL PASS OPERATION #BITCHMODE HAS SUCCEEDED
PokemonGo as navigation to get some at 5:13 AM. Life choices, yo.
It was a fun night! I woke up with a boyfriend, again....
She's licking the vodka she spilled off the desk
Aaaaand now she's drinking it out of the shot glass like a cat
I dont know who to turn my two weeks notice into so I'm just going to get hammered at work and see who fires me.
Randomize
