dude this 15 year old girl saw our youtube vid and just facebook messaged me saying i was verry verry pretty. i have no schemas for how to respond to this situation.
woah 15?
i know! what is this dateline?
I think we should boobie trap our beer this time using duct tape, rubber bands, seran wrap, and urine. Trust me I have a plan and it will work.
i woke up to see him pissing on your n64. thats like killing a unicorn. punishable by death for sure.
I need to get the stench of sex and broken dreams out of my room
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Transgendered man at work dawning a slutty batman costume. I hate Halloween
we hooked up. but it was that weird mix of getting naked and watching Balto that made it so awesome.
No. No, there is no forgiveness for this. The only way I'm forgiving you for this is if you somehow convince your sister to have sex with me. In her car.
Doing lines of coke with a $100 dollar bill off a 6in x 9in photo of your childhood self really tells you where you where you've gotten in life.
Lots of alcohol last night skiing this morning = me throwing up off chairlift
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I found him on the floor in the kitchen eating cheese and tomato. I mean a block of cheese and whole tomatoes, he was alternating. Thats why your cheese has teeth marks.
I won't be able to get a boner for a month
Challenge accepted.
Her craziness is the sexiest thing about her.
I can't wait to read your obituary.
I just got a girl to make out with me just by saying "get at me." Get at me
apparently I kept repeating I have a to do list this summer and he's on it
We kicked down a door together last night, pretty sure that qualifies us as best friends.
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