i'm trying to reconcile what i did last night with who i am as a person.
I had to get a ride home from that girl that slept with 3/4 of the band
i just successfully used the word "hymen" in a paper...welcome to senior seminar in lit.
this kid woke up on our hotel floor and doesnt know how he got here
on my way back.. me and that kid will be great friends
No worries you cant actually turn into a wine snob if you brew it in your closet....
note to self, drunkenly bedazzeling the silverware was a stupid fucking idea
Last night was the first night with all of the roommates, and what started as a calm night of light drinking got out of hand. There's a girl on my couch wearing only a fanny pack.
Let me put it this way - if I had a list of things I would like between my legs, she would rank below the cello I turned into firewood sophomore year.
For thanksgving we are only drinking wild turkey for the next 24hrs time to strap your balls back on and maybe a helmet
Ps we bought 8 pellet guns just now
We need to get me chipped asap
Do you think showing up at his door with bourbon and chicken is too forward?
I hate who I am becoming
I think of it as growth but I also hate who I am becoming as well
what color bed sheets say meditative warrior but also welcome to my sex dungeon...
navy blue
The fact that you have an answer to that is why we are friends...
I might have to quit marching band. It's affecting my drinking schedule
Look idk the rules and regulations of our freindship...but I need you to carry me to my car.
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