Yes, one should always join a cult. At least once.
Bret has after-school detention for writing Brianna has a stinky vag on the ground at recess.
heey were did you guys go? last time i remember seeing you i was throwing up in the fountain
You pointed at his crotch then made a thrusting motion. I think it's safe to say every guy at my college loves you.
Dude she looks like a female richard gere plus 400 pounds.
traded hat for shot of whiskey. lovah yo life. only ADVENTURE NOW. OH GOD IT WENT TO CAPS LOCK
Didn't get the job. Searched for my references on FB and saw the pic of me weighing my head passed out.
I danced on the street to dubstep on a boombox for an hour with a lesbian single mother.
Oh you know..Chillin with your dad.
With a fannypack full of drugs.
it was like teleporting. everytime i opened my eyes, i was somewhere different... usually the floor.
She's passed out with a slice of pizza between her boobs should I just eat it and leave
He surprised me with a puppy tail butt plug in his ass and wants me to fuck him
I mean, don't most people have like a two week grace period where it's okay to ditch new friends?
I mean I made my therapist laugh so hard she cried....so yes, my life is literally a joke to everyone
the sex got boring after the first three hours
holy shit
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