party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
So my roomate was sunbathing this morning on the porch with a sock covering his penis
Sounds like a really classy character....
He is classy. It was argyle.
we were exchanging secrets last night... she told me about how she put markers in her vaj in middle school. found a keeper.
Why do I feel like I used to feel when I almost got caught looking at porn when I get caught looking at facebook at work
What am I legally allowed to do to a girl that is the equivalent of me punching her in the face?
I don't know, but I don't want you to think its ok to show up at my house at 4 am with a gorilla suit and a bucket of pinnapple and think id be ok with it
I don't want to smoke with her when she's on adderall. She carved her pumpkin for four hours & didn't say a word.
I had a dream about a turtle sitting on top of a horse skull. I'm certain its a symbol for my dead sex life. Trust me.
He completely dissapeared at the baseball game. We found him passed out at the hotel three hours later with souviner photos of himself at the top of the Sears Tower.
If he can forgive your lousy blowjobs, you can ignore his terrible driving.
i just thought a plastic bag was my cat. i just pet a plastic bag. that high.
I just saw the co founder of Waffle House passed away Friday. Are you okay?
That's about the same time my life started falling apart... Coincidence?!?!? I think NOT!!!
Can you imagine doing supermarket sweep in a sex store? What's the sex store equivalent of a whole ham?
It feels like heartburn in my lungs. I'll buy 2 pounds.
Im too stoned for my mom to be picking up hitch hikers. Help.
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