I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
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Operation Purity has been aborted
My roommate just called. He's in Miami and has no idea how he got there. He also has a ticket to Buenos Aires that he can't explain. I figured you'd have the explanation.
As soon as he lost the election, the reception's open bar became a cash bar. I have never been so disappointed in my countrymen.
Definitely contact high. Thirty miles an hour listening too i can see clearly now wanting too eat the steering wheel
I've never heard of anyone celebrating the holidays with a fuck buddies family before.
....I'll be expecting my trophy when I return.
And I think short bridesmaids dresses are the best idea especially for bathroom sex
I heard him crying and I heard him listening to porn... I'm hoping to God they weren't at the same time.
The only thing I remember last night was feeding my dog 4 McDoubles.
I left my panties in the microwave for too long and they caught on fire
The sex was so boring I heard the people having sex next door and I wanted to stop just to listen
Being sober is no fun. Karaoke and not wearing pants are not socially acceptable things to do anymore and this depresses me.
I swear to god if I have to repeat this to you one more mother fucking time I will flip fucking shit and acidic rain will pour down upon your mother fucking soul
By talk things out did he mean have passionate angry sex?
The people above me are fucking to Miley Cyrus
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