I just used Master P to describe what sound the letter U makes to my daughter...
what kind of vibe do I give off that a guy i've never hung out with thinks its okay to send me a picture of his ball cleavage?
singing james blunt while drunk. tell me thats not wonderful
From what I remember, he had one ball. But it was cute
It took 5 minutes to find my bra.. in his car.
i left after you tried to balance a shot of tequila on your head while screaming at the bar tender that you fucked his girlfriend
Yessssss I diiiiid! I enjoyed 38% of it. There are 4 qualifications and 2 were good. 1. There is a penis in my vagina (Pass) 2. It's a big penis (Fail) 3. The sex is long and exciting and makes me sweat and have 6 pack abs (fail) 4. I got off (uhhh potential to pass...)
It's totally ok to sleep with him. The only place I have feelings for him is in my vagina.
I cannot start working out. If I start to look better, I'll ruin ugly women's chances forever. So, really...I'm doing them a favor...think about it.
This costume is too restrictive. The priest and I cannot get it on while I am wearing it.
im lying in bed trying to choke myself out because being awake hurts too much
"I'm pretty sure all our toasts were to Ben Afflecks penis last night."
YOU BETTER TOUCH MY NIPPLES TODAY
We had sex and I never took my mets hat off... I feel like Duda knows and approves.
I think I am just gonna marry that lesbian. She is more of a respectful gentleman than any of the guys I've slept with.
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