do you remember how we all fit in that bathtub?
tequila
We have a tower of vodka coming. OF VODKA
he tried to catch his projectile vomit...then went back to beer pong
I only made out with him because he cured my hiccups
For the first time in my life, I paid for my own alcoholic beverage last night. Am I getting ugly?
To be honest, kinda.
I don't know if it was his cologne or his Jesus hair, but he was much more fuckable than last time I saw him.
Now that I think about it, it may have been the 6 pitchers of beer.
We were in the middle of a serious discussion about social justice and he pulled sequins out of his teeth and kept talking like nothing had happened.
Just follow the currents of life. And if they take me on to a guys dick, so be it.
The guy I blew last night was pierced in multiple places. I had to use extra caution to avoid my temporary filling.
I'm sorry about all of the innappropriate shoe throwing
He's like a computer from 2001 in a 2014 world. It just doesn't work. Lots of glitches.
Trust me. My dick only does selfies for you.
I can't wait to shower all this regret off of me
the last thing I remember is taking a pull of ever clear and chasing it with vodka
Thanks for not letting me get involved with a serial killer. That's true friendship
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