As far as classy things to do in front of your ex go, throwing up on your own shirt is not one of them.
the day after is always just damage control
I was literally just a half conscious dildo.
He said something pertaining to Ragu and vodka I'm worried
so why are there three stressed gay men and a bowl of vomit in the smoke room?
Ethically speaking on a scale from 1 to morally wrong, how wrong would it be to give babies ambien? Hypothetically speaking.
tell your freshman friends. will trade sexual favors for swipes. ive got dinner tomorrow open and lunch on wed
Well I just walked into a wedding reception and im currently eating a cannoli in the men's room while pissing
The only thing he had going for him was mad fingering skills. the ONLY thing. crayons have a wider circumference.
You aren't truly friends with someone until you play drinking games via text at 8:30 in the morning.
I owe you an apology, I was appointed captain of this sexy fuckship and I fell asleep at the helm.
I walked in on him jerking it to videos of UFC fighters. The most awkward part: he didn't stop when I walked in.
That's really the only reason I'm dating you, the prospect that I might get bacon
Bruise count after new years, 7. 2018 is looking up.
Also, in case they didn’t tell you… there is a chicken living in your old room… so I would assume cleaning that is now on them
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