how do i word it so it doesnt sound like im asking him if he has ever been in jail.
So i wrote 'don't sex me' on my stomach, so that if we got to a point where my shirt is off - he would know how i really feel, not just the alcohol talking
how did that work out?
Well, all the water washed it off, so we ended up fucking since i didn't have my reminder...
We can't bring brittanys dog so we are getting high and getting in my bathtub I think it's pretty safe
I repeat the shot was ON FIRE. I am never going to a pirate bar again.
puking in a sink with a garbage disposal Fucking. Rules. It's like you're punishing your puke when you're done.
i'll booty call him tonight after the radiohead concert, that way he can see his favorite band and his favorite vagina all in one night.
I've made friends with the guy dressed as a gorilla that was chasing the guy dressed as a banana around with a super soaker full of vodka. I feel this will be a good relationship for me.
If I had cancer, and got to make a wish, id make the organization force your dad to fuck me.
i vomited out of my nose in three different houses so far, i will be back for my boots tomorrow
She dresses cool and she's mean. And she has fake boobs I feel like I can relate to her on so many levels.
One day this summer I just wanna get blown under the hot sun all day.
Deal. Roof-top 69 on Saturday, July 20th. I've got it in my calendar.
to answer your questions bluetooth, 30ft, like a tampon, ask her, her idea, got tired of trying to find her in crowed clubs
There was one thing about my NYC trip I forgot to tell you: I took a dump in Trump Tower
Seriously where are the good guys?
The friend zone.
Have you ever realized how weird it is to think that you've fucked someone and don't know what their handwriting looks like?
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