i really like this girl i slept with last night
you ask her out again?
yeah but she said she is busy next weekend getting married
Eric got herpes from Jo-ann
That's what he deserves for hooking up with a french canadian
so im kinda of nervous about the whole bust inside event last night
It was confusing and full of hummus
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You know, I really only think drinking is a problem if you're not good at it.
judging from the number of limes and box of kosher salt on the counter therell be 8.5 gallons of tequila drunk this weekend.
sounds about right
Ok cuz s'mores night just turned into pina colada after noon and it will be mas fun
He ripped off his socks and ran around the basement barefoot. His feet turned black. Then he chugged Parmesan cheese. He chugged dry cheese dude.
I'm not worried. All I have to do is not be the drunkest painter at 8:00. Golden.
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i would have fingered myself to death by now but the dog wont stop staring at me
Dude, please tell me you know why there's a naked chick asleep outside my room.
She answered the door wearing a basket, said it was the only clean thing she had.
I bought 10 disposable adhesive bras and duct tape. If Home Depot can't help my breasts defy gravity, nothing will...
LMAO
Your "whiskey dick" is glorious but also terrifying
They also submitted to my demands for pizza
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