Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
I made him tell me how he proposed to his wife before I'd bang him. I have a problem.
other than her wanting kids and me wanting to do drugs,were perfect for each other
im almost positive that in mid thrust she told me she was pro choice
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No, its ok. Im playing strip pretty pretty princess im currently dueling for the crown
I'm just gonna go with where the wind takes me. if it takes me to his dick, so be it.
I was so fucked up last night that I peed on his FATHER'S BED and fell asleep there. and yes. his father was asleep in the bed
I feel like a drive thru vagina
I said he looked like a lumberjack and that's when he came. I guess he liked the beard compliment?
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Talking to a customer about getting high and staring at glow in the dark wheels while there is a cop in the store. Just another day in Tampa
It's like the drive of shame on fucking Christmas. Happy birthday Jesus
Look, you're talking to the wrong girl here. Tacos>dick always and forever
Btw, the reason I have a black eye is bc I needed to puke so hard yesterday morning; I whipped up the toilet seat so fast that I railed myself in the face. Then spent the rest of the day more carefully puking. Kind of why I'm not in the mood for drinking.
We had sex on a couch that was held together by Velcro. Want to know an unsexy sound? Velcro ripping apart under your bare ass.
I didn't have any lime for my chaser.. so after my shot I ate a handful of lime flavored chips. Didn't work so great.
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