If it were my dying wish, would you come over 2nite 2 save me?:):):) wana come anyways?
u on campus? she just peed the bed i need to go
My psychiatrist is "consulting" others. I am high-achieving nuts.
States back in the final four. Now our sunday night drinking has purpose. Sparty on baby.
my little brother just asked me why i have handcuffs. How do I tell him that his sister likes being taken advantage of in the bedroom?
apparently 20 random guys watched the process of me being carried on a mattress through the dorms
I cant shower it involves moving...
Just lay there and turn the water on. At least rinse off the shame.
Dave got tied up again. I'm done breaking into girls houses to cut him loose. At least before noon.
Drunk me wrote a bucket list last night. #4 is "hate fuck a childhood enemy". Can we make this happen?
all i remember is walking in on u shitting and crying listening to shawty get loose. its safe to say this break up has taken a toll on u
Some days you just pee in a stairwell and go home.
Got to the gym, getting changed, found a jello shot in my shoes.
Do you still have "be bumpin" written on your ass in glitter pen? Who brings a glitter pen to a bar? Or pulls there ass out for that matter...
I need someone to play with my boobs. Even platonically. I just need a good groping
I just Miyagied my roommate through her first set of tit pics. Her fuck buddy owes me.
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