Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
i guess. but if i can salvage this and still somehow see you naked i feel like that's a win
What do you think that old couple was thinking when they saw me puking in the QT parking lot at ten in the morning?
just got waxed at a place I havent been to in a while
woman didnt remember me then in the middle of waxing she announced that she just didnt recognize my face
i lose more brain cells when ever she opens her mouth then i would doing meth for 8 years of my life.
yeah i fucked her in the storage room on the inflatable mattress. i don't know if i should feel proud for me or bad for her.
I'm using the size of your dick as a guage to see how big something is on Amazon. Any questions?
I only get commercials for vodka and Rogaine now. You're exactly right, Hulu. That's exactly right.
That boy needs some memories to take back home with him
Just got my stitches out.. Now I can give a proper hand job
fries before guys. food before dudes. shakes before dates. chips before dicks. lemon bars before football stars. macaroni before screwin' tony. what i'm saying is please come to ladies' night
I'm on the couch watching HGTV googling giant boob Halloween costumes so life is swell
learned the hard way that breakfast jack daniels is a lot stronger than lunch or dinner jack daniels.
I got really stoned and got my certification as an ordained minister. How productive has your day been?
But like, I don't remember getting hit with the door... I just come out from peeing and there was blood running down my face.
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