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Her vagina felt like a horse was eating an apple out of my hand..
i got last night's adventure to take the garbage out when he was leaving. my vagina is THAT good.
Dude. I tried to convince her to eat poprocks and give me a blowjob. It did not work out well.
Cop gave me a ticket for public drunkedness, and then I convinced him to drive me back to the party
You're the only person i know who can laugh and talk while puking
So I fucked her. If you're keeping score at home, it's all tied up with horrible sex with someone I like and great sex with someone I hate both with 1.
I feel like I'm laying on a pillow cloud. With little baby angel fingers between me and the cloud lifting me up. Singing hymns in my ear.
If I don't have hickies that last till tuesday, I didn't do this weekend right
i got to hold a baby today and i loved it and i want a baby but actually i'm going to make an appointment to get birth control now.
I told my manager that I would be coming in to work either high from edibles on purpose or tripping on acid by accident so he knows to check my work tomorrow.
He just snapchatted me a blank snap that said "miss our sex" Vagina game too strong
We were too tired to finish having sex so we just stopped to eat the cheesecake and passed out. I didn't mind
I'm wearing a sports bra. Of course I'm not getting laid tonight.
he high fived his dick after we had sex
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