YOu come back ASAP and we will do whatever you want baby
just found his boxers balled up inside my tights, hidden in my freezer. damn i love college.
Drunk at a girls little league game. Hello summer.
he climbed up to our party on the 2nd floor balcony and then pulled a glass mug and a beer from his knapsack. these freshmen are intense
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After throwing up in a tequila bottle on my nightstand (still not sure how she did that) she asked if she could slip into something more comfortable.
its not like she's the last girl on the planet with symmetrical breasts and great skin
i just woke up reverse cowgirl on my couch. fully clothed. my laptop is on the floor sideways. blasting gay porn and lady gaga. pizza crust everywhere. goodmorning.
Apparently I blacked out and pissed all over the sliding glass door from the inside, as everyone watched from the outside helplessly....
Every single person in dollar tree stares at you if you are buying a pregnancy test and wearing a charlie brown costume. Just FYI.
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He counted every piece of macaroni in the box and then faceplanted into the bowl
Our friendship would be less complicated if your dad didn't think I was forcing you into having gay sex with me
I want to see boobs tonight. Like, real ones. Your ones.
I'm romantic.
You don't know true terror until you get stuck in a porta potty while frying your face off.
No idea but I'm preparing for 4 tequila shots and tons of vomit
Can you see if my straightener is in your refrigerator?
Yes. Its here..
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