I dont think punching her boob is the type of reverse psychology that will get her to blow you.
Quick question... Why were there condoms frozen into ice cubes?
We eventually get in a cab (after david tried to hail multiple regular cars and some sort of shuttle bus)
Lesson learned. Never get fingered on an airplane.
Close your eyes and stop texting and think about puppies. You'll be fine.
Drinking a bawls. If I'm dead when you get home, yes, they are poisoned.
I understand that just don't try to seduce me while making frozen pizza again.
She brought over her portable harddrive and we dueled with porn. This relationship is too beautiful to last.
Went kayaking. drunk. DID NOT FALL IN. Mission succesful.
She touched my penis and started laughing. She did the same thing when she blew me.
He is currently passed out on his toilet. Point day drinking.
Have you ever hotboxed under your comforter? Best. Decision. Ever.
like I'd leave you in a situation like that..pfft. what kinda friend do you think I am?
...a stoned one.
just licked whipped cream off some model's nipple... just coming clean for when the pic gets on instagram because i am not untagging that shit
I lost my cyber virginity to a guy I barely knew in high school while a Togepi Plushie watched.
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