I'm at the point in my career when i know a sites a trap and isn't real porn
he kept bringing up different times we had sex and i wouldnt say anything back. i would never confirm nor deny the situation...like a politician ya kno
He must hate going to the bathroom. Every time he does he is reminded how small his dick is.
My own vomit just splashed me in the face. How's your day going
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drunk old tina is grateful for 14 yr old tina for placing glow-in-the-dark stickers on my light switch...just avoided so many injuries
I'm unshowered, and since I've seen this episode of say yes to the dress, I've decided to go to the store and get a frozen pizza at 10:20 am. I'm crushing life.
Do you think drinking vodka, rum and sourpuss out of a water bottle, in a class that isn't even mine rude?
Thank god crabs can't live on your head. Thank god.
Is it just me or does the sex still keep getting better? I wasn't crying, my eyes just watered from how hard I was cumming.
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Next time you're baked eat baked beans and potato chips together. Like dip them in the beans. It's so good
Oh dear. If we're both hearing alien sounds then perhaps they're real.
It's a sexual break up. We maintain a friendship and leave any and all sexual attraction out. It's not hard, having a baby is harder than that.
I'm torn between regretting everything and regretting nothing.
Remember that St. Patrick's Day when I fucked your married coworker in his truck and the whole bar was chanting for you "Don't fuck Mike"?! #TheLuckOfTheIrish 🍀
Since when do my one night stands start sending you friend requests?
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