Reminder- he's a douche bag. A big one.
I wanna put my baby in that!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ew you even made it your fb status
Ppl probably think ur having a kid
I hope
Love having children with random chicks
How long do you think herpes can live on chapstick?
I think i peed on brittanys purse
I just tried to drunkenly fart the beat of Disturbia by Rihanna
True or false: I did not bring home a 28 year old last night.
True? Did she teach you things?
She taught me the meaning of awkward goodbyes at 530 am.
we had to stop you from eating moldy cake.. twice.
So his mom walked in the kitchen while I was sucking him off and just casually suggested that "I'd need a glass of water after that"
Stop making Mac and cheese and sit on his face. FINISH HIM
you walked in, put on rap music and started chugging vodka
So random question. Does beer act the same as other alcohol disinfectants?
yesterday pre dick pic he said "no disrespect to your situation but i cant wait to get ahold of you again in the future" is this how people network??
It doesn't count as "finding the lesbian" if you fuck a straight girl!
All I know is that I got to have an orgasm yesterday during sex so nobody can put a damper on my day, NOBODYYYYYY
I'm still here... I feel so bad wearing your mom's cardigan at a strip club 🙈
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