i was shrooming and she was sobbing. i was trying to be sympathetic, but i could see the veins working like worms under her skin. and then her face stripped down to the muscle.
what was she crying about?
i wanna say it was the lack of skin on her face but maybe she lost her job.
i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
.....then i was kicked out of my work christmas party......
There comes a time in a man's life when he's almost thirty he just needs to stop watching Degrassi. This is that time.
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Just sold a bike on craig's list for 4 four lokos and a 40. How bad do you miss college?
he made me have a moment of silence for the half of my ice cream cone i threw away.
I have just two goals for this NYE. 1) get so drunk that every guy looks like Clive Owen 2) make out with as many Clive's as possible.
Hhahaha he is. Omg the new polish friend just took his pants off in front of me. There is something wrong with this nationality.
Do you ever just look at me and get embarrassed?
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I could only remember yelling "rip it down" as he ninja jumped off the bed, kicked the wall, and superman punched the fire alarm off the ceiling.
I've always wondered why you never put the hotel room in your name...
She was wearing my robin hood hat from Halloween shouting "steal from the rich and give to the poor, mothafuckaaaaas." We are taking her everywhere.
Yeah, you're right, it's a conspiracy against you. This small tight knit group of people who don't like assholes.
I sent him an 18 page sext. He's going to have a good morning.
Just found out that my name comes from part of my mom's old stripper name.
Makes hanging out interesting when she lights you on fire just to roll ontop of you to 'put you out'.
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