I tried to gradually lead her into my room but she wouldn't stop crying and quoting memoirs of a geisha
I thought she was going to get passionate and throw her on the bed and fuck her, but she just started breaking stuff.
That's the thing about women.
ugh.. my birth control just came out of my nose. wtf?
I'm just gonna be the bigger person here and say I want you inside me
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The only requirement is that his name is Kevin... All other factors don't matter to drunk me. Drunk me likey Kevins.
in literally every picture i'm wearing less and less of my costume.
She's got a butler. A fucking butler. Shes like batman, but with a better ass.
He wore nothing but a Speedo and a tie to the party. It was great. Everyone was looking at him like "this kid's the best"
What would you say is the recommended tip for a hotel maid who has to clean up vomit on just about every surface of a hotel bathroom?
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A guy just picked up ur brother and carfied him away singing and im slight concern
girl pulled up to the stop sign, got out, threw up all over my hood said happy thanksgiving then drove off
Knew i was going to puke. So i grabed a bowl out of the kitcken in the dark before bed...Ended up puking into a spaghetti strainer...
Dont... please don't. Don't fuck him on his bean bag bed
THEY'RE HAVING SEX ON A HORSE AND THE HORSE DOESN'T EVEN CARE.
I just learned that I could drop out of school and spend the rest of my savings on a giraffe are you free this weekend
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