I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
Pretty girls always come out on top. Or bottom. Whatever. Point is we come out with their boyfriends.
i've never seen someone fall down the steps so gracefully... i think im in love
Just had sex in the basement of the library... I knew I was paying $120,000 for something more than a law degree
did you know that snuggie is the perfect anti-freak out aid for stoners? it weighs you down so you can't go anywhere. just sit there and enjoy the movie, that's right.
Be there soon... with munchies, blow jobs and shoulder rubs.
Well just watched a guy puke in a trash can then proceed to pick pizza outta said trash can and eat it
Sorry I disappeared. Do you hate me?
Not at all, did you not hear me clapping outside your car on our way out?
Six words: 3rd Degree Burn On My Dick
just woke up on the floor of my shower...it was still runnning
We went camping and met these lesbians and now I have S'mores where there shouldn't be S'mores.
All of my friends are talking about changing their lives because they have an alcohol addiction and I'm over here reminding my boss that it's national beer day.
Ethically, this is the worst thing I've ever done. Financially, however...
Florida is balancing how much this place sucks with how many vodkas you can have to cope in order to still be allowed on the plane to leave
By the way, you're like fucking spiderman. I've never seen someone climb out of a car window that fast and eloquently.
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