if i died would you start the facebook group?
Listen, I'm 30. If it doesnt involve a super soaker and some chicken wings, you can count me out.
the only time i'm productive on weed is when i drink.
I wasn't hungover this morning. My head just hurt because someone tried to suction cup a dildo to my forehead.
There's still flour in my hair. And I don't even want to know what the neighbors think happened infront of my house.
Home. Hour long discussion with mom. Very frightened. Eating a sausage. Don't remember making it. Confused.
It was total unicorn galloping on a fucking rainbow awesome.
I'm ready to take a few years of my life this weekend
I don't remember... but I heard a cop threatened to pepper spay my dick
she's a drunken disney princess. so basically me if i had a crown and no desire for independence.
That's actually very serious....I really do think of you whenever is see pizza
I had fresh baked oatmeal cookies, tacos AND was on deck to give a stellar blow job. You'd think that'd be a win/win/win situation.
I know what I want to do this Friday. However, it might end in me getting kicked out of an arcade and a mini golf course.
...and now I welcome the sweet embrace of death.
I'm pretty sure the Bible says "He who is most sober may cast the first stone."
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