So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
so I was thinking like, Rob Pattinson could make so much money whoring himself out dressed as Edward Cullen.
yeah, I mean if he's down to fuck a lot of fat chicks and stare at Tiger Beat posters of himself above the bed...
You can't have hate sex in a hallway!!
All I know is it had something to do with a plunger and tuna salad. I'm done. I'm quitting my job.
Just dropped $150 at the liquor store. No power and two feet of snow has taken my alcoholism to another level.
just heard someone say they saw a guy puke while riding a bike across campus without stopping
I'm pretty sure blacking out is a coping mechanism.
Have you resumed life with the rest of the world yet or are you still huddled in the fetal position while wearing compression gear?
if you need to find her look her up on www.imastupidslut.org
.org?
yeah. they're non profit. helps them sleep at night.
Rosemary is literally sitting on the ground holding on to the rug because she thinks she is going to fall if she lets go. We smoked way too much.
max decided it would be a good idea to run down the hall and smack down the exit sign. now we are sitting in the emergency room, and he is wearing the sign as a bracelet
so i EARNED it!?! i EARNED dying alone with cats!!?
leave me alone I'm becoming one with nature and doing plant things
Went and sat in the wrong fucking class for 30 mins, answering questions and shit. What ever this is i will be on it for the rest of the semester.
you woke up this morning in a laundry basket, only wearing rainboots.
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