Is it sad that the only reason I haven't lapsed into depression is that I'm prettier than her?
Nah, we all need something.
Is it really that bad? I heard it was like pooping. I like pooping.
I asked him where the store BJ's was and he unzipped his pants.
Just woke up. First thing I see: Little brother eating last night's jello shots thinking they're reg jello.
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Just saw a girl in a wheelchair puke then rally. Diversity matters.
Just because you're using the Hipstamatic app for your nude photo taking, it doesn't make your drunken blowjob pics any classier.
And as far as being fat goes I just did like 20 minutes of p90x and now i'm eating frosting out of the container....
Well, let's be honest here. You're dealing with gay guys... EVERYTHING has an emotional attachment.
Its not that I'm getting free haircuts... Its just that she is paying for sex with haircuts...
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Just shook hands with the bud light truck driver, thanked him for his service to our country
Can you bring me the toilet please
Why am I not blowing coke off your ass at my apartment?
FINE YOU CAN EAT HOT WINGS WHILE WE HAVE SEX
I am 5' 11" of pure, uncut Fuck Off right now.
I DEMAND FORESKIN
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